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Post by J.M.L. on Jan 6, 2005 0:17:59 GMT -5
Well of course, everybody's gonna say Snitksy.... personally, I don't mind the guy. He's eventually gonna be listed as Wrestlecrap and he's in a storyline to make the Fed some money... not him and Kane, but Kane in that I Scream Man movie...
He's promoted like a B-Movie Monster since Kane will be a B-Movie monster on the big screen.
He's a "He's so bad it's good" gimick. The more you want him on the screen... the more you need him when he's off.
Somebody who doesn't deserve his push is Maven... I just hate his eyebrows. It's over sculpted. He's not gonna beat Benjamin in Puerto Rico and will get his eyes pecked out by rampaging roosters.
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Post by Showtime on Jan 6, 2005 0:19:14 GMT -5
TYSON TOMKO  |
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Post by J.M.L. on Jan 6, 2005 0:22:41 GMT -5
I'm not a Tomko fan... but you have to love Christian's ring attire.... god it's bad lol.
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Post by Showtime on Jan 6, 2005 0:24:08 GMT -5
Maven has potential....dont hate him just cause he goes to the same stylist as Madison for his eyebrows  |
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Post by J.M.L. on Jan 6, 2005 0:25:38 GMT -5
The kid's gonna have a prunning accident and then he's gonna come out with an eye patch... they'll change his name from Maven to Pirate biatch. Parlay my @$$.... you're jobbing  |
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Post by Showtime on Jan 6, 2005 0:27:36 GMT -5
How about Val Venis. He looks like Vance Nevada on the juice.
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Post by J.M.L. on Jan 6, 2005 0:29:31 GMT -5
He looks like a poor man's Ring Master.
All he needs to do is wear a leather vest, drink some canadian beer and he's the ass kicking canuck.
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Post by J.M.L. on Jan 6, 2005 0:30:26 GMT -5
How about Kenzo Suzuki? Honestly... can anybody name a good match involving him?
I sure as hell can't.
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Post by Showtime on Jan 6, 2005 0:33:20 GMT -5
that would be deserving of a push....back to the topic at hand....since you mentioned Pirate, How about Jean Pierre Lafite....Terrible.
Have you ever noticed that anyone in wrestling with the name Jean anything , like Paul,or Mark...never gets anywhere in the buisness till AFTER they change their gimmick
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Post by J.M.L. on Jan 6, 2005 0:36:01 GMT -5
Yeah I've noticed that too... another example of that would be..... hey.... wait a minute.
Yup, that's a knife... in my BACK-A! lol
I should change my name to Christopher Chrystler!
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Post by Showtime on Jan 6, 2005 0:40:17 GMT -5
Kenzo Suzuki.....sounds like a commercial for a motorcycle. In announcers voice " Introducing the KENZO, this slick model will stand out in any crowd. Friends will drop there jaws in awe of your brand new Kenzo. WHile most companies go for the slick, fast,reliable look, we here at Suzuki like to think that the KENZO will give you the look you need...just not the reliability to preform " |
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Post by J.M.L. on Jan 6, 2005 0:41:16 GMT -5
That would be the only crotch rocket without any balls lol |
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Post by Showtime on Jan 6, 2005 0:44:06 GMT -5
I must apologize for that last post...I started off just fine , hit a few high spots, then got completely lost....kinda like a old Techno Team 2000 match.
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Post by J.M.L. on Jan 6, 2005 0:45:33 GMT -5
What's that other 2000 team that went nowhere.... ahhh yes...
Bad Company 2000...
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Post by Showtime on Jan 6, 2005 0:47:59 GMT -5
We should accomadate everyone who will be reading this tomorrow by stating this catogory obviously is no longer restricted to present day....any ol school sh!t that didnt deserve a push?  |
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