Post by Booker Thee on Dec 3, 2004 16:16:29 GMT -5
www.onlineonslaught.com/columns/bulldog/20041202.shtml
This guy has pages and pages of e-mails to workers. One of my favs is when he convinces Jin Neidhart to take the lead role in a live performance of Taming of the Shrew and when he goes back and forth with Animal about the LOD working a show until finally Animal reveals that Hawk passed away. Good stuff. Here is one example.
Dear "New" Jack,
Canadian Bulldog here (don't pretend like you don't know who I am!) I met you at one of the XPW shows, you called me a "dumb..." well, I can't repeat the rest here in print!
Hopefully, this e-mail reaches you once you are out of prison. They don't have access to Yahoo Mail in jail. Do they?
My question: would you be interesting in making a personal appearance... for my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary party next month? They were HUGE ECW marks back in the day -- grams actually made grandpa blade one time, but it was all a work.
Anyways, the appearance would be for 30 minutes, tops. You would show up, pose and possibly jump off the upstairs banister (it's not a big drop -- let's be honest; I could almost clear it myself and I'm kind of a wimp). Then help yourself to a piece of cake and that's it. You could certainly stay longer if you like; we're in no way kicking you out.
So what do you think? Please let me know ASAP. Also, if you need a file smuggled into prison or something - holla back.
Peace, out,
Canadian Bulldog
Reply:
Are you a f**king dumbass or what?
You can't be a worker to ask me some stupid sh!t like that. Give me a f**king break! And no I don't know who you are, you f**k. I don't do weddings, What am I gonna do, jump off of a f**king balcony onto a cake? What the f**k? Well, yeah, for 5000 I will show up and f**k your mother, you f**k
Dear "New" Jack,
We only have about 50 dollars in the budget.
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This guy has pages and pages of e-mails to workers. One of my favs is when he convinces Jin Neidhart to take the lead role in a live performance of Taming of the Shrew and when he goes back and forth with Animal about the LOD working a show until finally Animal reveals that Hawk passed away. Good stuff. Here is one example.
Dear "New" Jack,
Canadian Bulldog here (don't pretend like you don't know who I am!) I met you at one of the XPW shows, you called me a "dumb..." well, I can't repeat the rest here in print!
Hopefully, this e-mail reaches you once you are out of prison. They don't have access to Yahoo Mail in jail. Do they?
My question: would you be interesting in making a personal appearance... for my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary party next month? They were HUGE ECW marks back in the day -- grams actually made grandpa blade one time, but it was all a work.
Anyways, the appearance would be for 30 minutes, tops. You would show up, pose and possibly jump off the upstairs banister (it's not a big drop -- let's be honest; I could almost clear it myself and I'm kind of a wimp). Then help yourself to a piece of cake and that's it. You could certainly stay longer if you like; we're in no way kicking you out.
So what do you think? Please let me know ASAP. Also, if you need a file smuggled into prison or something - holla back.
Peace, out,
Canadian Bulldog
Reply:
Are you a f**king dumbass or what?
You can't be a worker to ask me some stupid sh!t like that. Give me a f**king break! And no I don't know who you are, you f**k. I don't do weddings, What am I gonna do, jump off of a f**king balcony onto a cake? What the f**k? Well, yeah, for 5000 I will show up and f**k your mother, you f**kDear "New" Jack,
We only have about 50 dollars in the budget.
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