Post by Booker Thee on Jan 14, 2005 15:23:19 GMT -5
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Parts of this are from the ultimate howard stern log site (marksfriggin.com) with a lot of my own comments thrown in here. keep in mind, this is Chynna Doll so alot of the quotes won't make any sense while read due to the fact they didn't make sense when she was on the show.
Howard came back from break and said that Chynna Doll was late because no one sent a car over to pick her up. He has no time to be messing around today so he doesn't know what to do. Stern Producer Gary Baba Booey Del'Albate came in and told Howard that Chynna Doll had just shown up. He was shaking his head as if something weird was going on. I dont even know whats going on (with Chynna) today.
Howard had Chynna Doll (Joanie Laurer) come in and said that it looked like she'd lost a lot of weight or something. Much like the rest of the nation, he asked the same question What happened to the Chynna Doll? Did she stop working out? She never answered these questions as she commented how she I hate this stupid thing. And asked about the stationary Baba Booey puppet, every time it's looking at me. She also had her little dog with her in the studio so she had to hand it off to Robin who offered to hold it. Chynna Doll's boob was also popping out according to Howard. She asked Howard if she was going to let her stay on the show for a while today because she flew all the way out there to visit him. Howard told Chynna Doll that he had to leave on time today so he couldn't do a very long interview. He had something to do with his daughter today.
Chynna was wearing a headband and had glitter all over her face. She said the glitter was for her dogs. Not the dog she gave to Robin, but some troops she had arm wrestled against. She talked about arm wrestling them and said the following even though I had a sucky band that sucked and I didn't want to hear it. Ok then.
Howard went on to ask Chynna Doll about her weight loss. He said that she looks much more feminine today than she did last time he saw her. He then brought up ''The Surreal Life'' and how good she is on that show. Chynna Doll was slurring her words and trying to tell a story about ''Melissa Cunningham'' but no one had a clue about who she was talking about. She said something to the fact of I came all the way here. Came here to be real, you know me Howard, I'm always real! And I came to promote the Surreal Life, I want to have a good time with you on the show this way and be here for a long time.
Chynna was asking Howard if he ever rubbed that woman's feet for some reason. Howard didn't think that he had but he wasn't sure. Howard said that it would appear that Chynna Doll is drinking a lot on ''The Surreal Life'' and wondered if she's doing that all the time now. Chynna Doll said that she likes to party and she doesn't want to be the designated driver. Chynna Doll told Howard that if he had a line of coke right there in front of her, she'd do it. She doesn't do that normally though.
Howard asked Chynna Doll if she's depressed these days and if that's why she's drinking so much. Chynna Doll said that she just recently spent 6 days in prison and that wasn't cool. She allegedly beat up her boyfriend so that's why she ended up there. Chynna line I feel like I was blessed by god, for 10 years I wrestled men, and guys thought terrible of me, I was doing it for the women, to give them power, I wanted them to give them strength and power. She then talked about being against domestic violence, and spending 6 days in the twin towers of LAX jail for beating up former fiance Sean Waltman. I didn't beat him up, I slapped him, I biatched slapped him. But I wouldn't press charges against him (keep in mind it get's more Surreal later in the interview). I wanted him removed from my property. I went to jail until he left. Yes, according to her she stayed in jail until he left.
Howard brought up the home sex movie that Chynna Doll is in. He told her that she had six pimples on her ass in the movie but she thinks that she's got a great ass. She showed her ass, god bless America. She went on to explain how her relationship with her boyfriend (Sean, who wasn't mentioned in this as being a wrestler named X-pac or many of his other names) went bad. She claims that he beat the crap out of her a couple of years ago but she still has the same problems (read the whole thing and tell me if they contradict themselves several times). Her boob fell out of her dress as she was telling the story. Howard told her to just take the dress off and sit there without it. Chynna Doll asked Howard to send the dress to a certain person in the military (Sgt. Steel of the forth battalion nuclear bio warfare) and she'd take the dress off. She wanted him to promise like 12 times. Howard promised he'd do that so Chynna Doll took off her dress. She said she was really embarrassed so Howard told her to put it back on. On a side note the former Playboy covergirl was wearing Hustler underpants (a sign of where her career is going). Chynna did something and said I'm Japanese. I guess it will make sense on the E! Television show. She then said the following without warning I don't play videogames but I can shoot missles like a mofo
Howard took a call from Chynna Doll's ex-boyfriend Sean Waltman. Chynna noted Yeah, this is the guy in the porno, I thought there was a lot of funny rapping in it. Huh? Chynna told Sean tell them on the internet and asked do you still love me? Sean said yes. Chynna went back on the attack I go to twin towers with shackles am I still your queen Sean told Howard its going to be hard for me to get a word in with Chyna Chynna sounded upset, shaky and like she had been drinking (which she admitted prior). She yelled at Sean almost the entire time he was on there, mostly asking if she was still his queen. Chynna Doll wouldn't let the guy talk, she just kept interrupting him. I just wanna move on. I didn't know that Sean was with previous porn stars. I was in love; I was going to marry him.
Parts of this are from the ultimate howard stern log site (marksfriggin.com) with a lot of my own comments thrown in here. keep in mind, this is Chynna Doll so alot of the quotes won't make any sense while read due to the fact they didn't make sense when she was on the show.
Howard came back from break and said that Chynna Doll was late because no one sent a car over to pick her up. He has no time to be messing around today so he doesn't know what to do. Stern Producer Gary Baba Booey Del'Albate came in and told Howard that Chynna Doll had just shown up. He was shaking his head as if something weird was going on. I dont even know whats going on (with Chynna) today.
Howard had Chynna Doll (Joanie Laurer) come in and said that it looked like she'd lost a lot of weight or something. Much like the rest of the nation, he asked the same question What happened to the Chynna Doll? Did she stop working out? She never answered these questions as she commented how she I hate this stupid thing. And asked about the stationary Baba Booey puppet, every time it's looking at me. She also had her little dog with her in the studio so she had to hand it off to Robin who offered to hold it. Chynna Doll's boob was also popping out according to Howard. She asked Howard if she was going to let her stay on the show for a while today because she flew all the way out there to visit him. Howard told Chynna Doll that he had to leave on time today so he couldn't do a very long interview. He had something to do with his daughter today.
Chynna was wearing a headband and had glitter all over her face. She said the glitter was for her dogs. Not the dog she gave to Robin, but some troops she had arm wrestled against. She talked about arm wrestling them and said the following even though I had a sucky band that sucked and I didn't want to hear it. Ok then.
Howard went on to ask Chynna Doll about her weight loss. He said that she looks much more feminine today than she did last time he saw her. He then brought up ''The Surreal Life'' and how good she is on that show. Chynna Doll was slurring her words and trying to tell a story about ''Melissa Cunningham'' but no one had a clue about who she was talking about. She said something to the fact of I came all the way here. Came here to be real, you know me Howard, I'm always real! And I came to promote the Surreal Life, I want to have a good time with you on the show this way and be here for a long time.
Chynna was asking Howard if he ever rubbed that woman's feet for some reason. Howard didn't think that he had but he wasn't sure. Howard said that it would appear that Chynna Doll is drinking a lot on ''The Surreal Life'' and wondered if she's doing that all the time now. Chynna Doll said that she likes to party and she doesn't want to be the designated driver. Chynna Doll told Howard that if he had a line of coke right there in front of her, she'd do it. She doesn't do that normally though.
Howard asked Chynna Doll if she's depressed these days and if that's why she's drinking so much. Chynna Doll said that she just recently spent 6 days in prison and that wasn't cool. She allegedly beat up her boyfriend so that's why she ended up there. Chynna line I feel like I was blessed by god, for 10 years I wrestled men, and guys thought terrible of me, I was doing it for the women, to give them power, I wanted them to give them strength and power. She then talked about being against domestic violence, and spending 6 days in the twin towers of LAX jail for beating up former fiance Sean Waltman. I didn't beat him up, I slapped him, I biatched slapped him. But I wouldn't press charges against him (keep in mind it get's more Surreal later in the interview). I wanted him removed from my property. I went to jail until he left. Yes, according to her she stayed in jail until he left.
Howard brought up the home sex movie that Chynna Doll is in. He told her that she had six pimples on her ass in the movie but she thinks that she's got a great ass. She showed her ass, god bless America. She went on to explain how her relationship with her boyfriend (Sean, who wasn't mentioned in this as being a wrestler named X-pac or many of his other names) went bad. She claims that he beat the crap out of her a couple of years ago but she still has the same problems (read the whole thing and tell me if they contradict themselves several times). Her boob fell out of her dress as she was telling the story. Howard told her to just take the dress off and sit there without it. Chynna Doll asked Howard to send the dress to a certain person in the military (Sgt. Steel of the forth battalion nuclear bio warfare) and she'd take the dress off. She wanted him to promise like 12 times. Howard promised he'd do that so Chynna Doll took off her dress. She said she was really embarrassed so Howard told her to put it back on. On a side note the former Playboy covergirl was wearing Hustler underpants (a sign of where her career is going). Chynna did something and said I'm Japanese. I guess it will make sense on the E! Television show. She then said the following without warning I don't play videogames but I can shoot missles like a mofo
Howard took a call from Chynna Doll's ex-boyfriend Sean Waltman. Chynna noted Yeah, this is the guy in the porno, I thought there was a lot of funny rapping in it. Huh? Chynna told Sean tell them on the internet and asked do you still love me? Sean said yes. Chynna went back on the attack I go to twin towers with shackles am I still your queen Sean told Howard its going to be hard for me to get a word in with Chyna Chynna sounded upset, shaky and like she had been drinking (which she admitted prior). She yelled at Sean almost the entire time he was on there, mostly asking if she was still his queen. Chynna Doll wouldn't let the guy talk, she just kept interrupting him. I just wanna move on. I didn't know that Sean was with previous porn stars. I was in love; I was going to marry him.
